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Today I'd like to share with you what it's really like here. Not some sanitized, candy-coated, pretty, inspiring view of this city with false promises.
Stories of the ordinary, the extraordinary, the classic,
the unexpected and the hidden gems
by a long time resident who shares his love of New York City.




We had the grounds to ourselves - there literally was not one other person in sight. The city block that fronted the school was entirely free of cars - always worrisome. In New York City, the appearance of numerous legal parking spots (or an entire streets worth) is a warning sign - this typically means you have misinterpreted the signs. I reread the street parking signs carefully several times before parking.
Have you ever been assaulted by greatness or arrested by talent? In a city where greatness is everywhere you look, one must use superlatives sparingly, lest one robs them completely of any meaning. But everywhere you look, excellence abounds, often hidden behind unassuming exteriors. It may be a homeless person versed on every subject imaginable, or a man so eccentric-looking he literally stops traffic but has a Ph.D in music composition from Columbia University.
In the 1980s, I was introduced to a man who had worked various outdoor markets and planned to open a large magic/costume store in a prime Greenwich Village location. I found it a ludicrous concept, really, for such a limited clientele for the products in a very high-rent district of Manhattan. I was also not very impressed with this man overall. He was really quite crass, unsophisticated, and very oriented to making a buck. A huckster.